In Honor of Chanukah This Week…

…JEWISH PERSONAL ADS

Let’s try it for 8 days. Who knows? POB 43

Couch potato pancake in search of the right applesauce.

Divorced Jewish man seeks partner to attend synagogue, light Sabbath candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important. POB 658

Orthodox woman with money, seeks man who got money or can get money. Get it? I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. POB 72.

Sincere rabbinical student, 27, enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B’av, Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedalia, Asarah B’Teves, Shiva Asar b’Tammuz.
Seeks companion for living life in the ‘fast lane’. POB 90.

Torah scholar, long beard, sideburns. Seeks same in woman. POB 43.

Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality. POB 97

Female graduate student, studying Kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos please. POB 56.

Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, Havdallah candles,Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker. POB 787.

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  1. yourothermotherhere
    December 13, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    Funny!

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